Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Does Coffee Needs Ta Cut a B***h?

Have you ever thought to yourself: "That jerk just cut me in line? I will cut them with my Starbucks card!"?

Well now all those pre-caffeinated homicidal tendencies can be satiated!

Introducing the "Most Exclusive Starbucks Card ever" until they make another one!

This card is made of actual etched steel.
And they're $450.

Well... sort of. They load $400 onto your card, so technically it's $50 + $400 of money guaranteed to be spent on Starbucks product.

Doesn't that sound grand?

"It's the perfect gift for someone special or for yourself"

And it can be purchased with guilt! Err... I mean ON Gilt.

...that certainly can't be related, right? I mean, you're only paying $450 for a Starbucks card with gold level membership... where's the guilt in that?

Did I mention it's the same gold level membership that you can easily attain if you go to a Starbucks regularly enough?

Update courtesy of twitter (Thanks, Cory!) :


Oi... ouch.


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