Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Giraffe Sex and the Things You Never Needed to Know About It


So... Yesterday this conversation happened between me and my very good friend @Lawjick

Lawjick:
Giraffe sex is weird. And kinda scary.

Kiri:
...

Lawjick:
Ok, really scary.Well, hetero-giraffe sex is.

Kiri:
Random

Lawjick
But like...90% is male on male, 1% is female on female, and only 9% of giraffe sex is heterosexual.

Kiri:
...I don't know what to do with this information. I feel like you just handed me an alien baby and I'm just holding it and looking at it thinking, "Well... this is cool... but now what the fuck do I do with it?"

Lawjick:
Well, I'll tell you what I did with it.  I told you.

Kiri:
It's like The Ring.

Lawjick:
BRAIN WORM! <3!

And so I decided to share this all with you, dear readers, because I frankly do not have any idea what else to do with this piece of information. 

You're welcome.

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